A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AN INNERVISIONS EMPLOYEE
Posted: 2008-12-12 | Author: Matthias | Filed under: rubbish | 1 Comment »Episode IV
Good Evening, everybody. (I am completely out of hope!)
This post will be short and full of hatred.
I’m a single and it’s the middle of december. Why the hell can’t people cope with the pre-christmas time. They are either suffering from severe relationship problems with their loved one’s or pretend to have a proper depression.
Do I look like a soul toilet with which people can flush away their problems ? Am I a vending machine selling advise ?
I’m just trying to drink along and float in the haze that’s surrounds me, and these people are bugging me with their trivial problems. It’s not that I’m a selfish asshole, but I can’t take those ridiculous problems people seem to have lately.
Either they wanna split up, or are just casually sad, so in short: dumb your frickin partner or throw in as many drugs as you think you can take in order to be happy.
Whatever you do, don’t come creeping along and steal my time, my energy, spoil my evening drunkenness and just behave like a child looking through the shop window crying about a toy that mother doesn’t want to buy. Go to a shrink instead. I cannot help you anyway.
Folks, Stop being mental before christmas, it is a useless habit. Try to silly-walk instead. Or dress up like this and sing along.
Stay tuned for more stories about the days in the life of an Innervisions employee.
Matthias are you familiar with the likes of Sigmund Freud?
You might need him. The people come to you in search of some sense of reason (albeit when your drunk) so that they don’t feel they are making a bad decision. Talking to a Innervision employee is probably just what the Doctor ordered. heh? OH this is all rubbish too….ta hell with them all
peace brotha it only getz betta come 01-01-09.